Sara, well played. VERY well played. As a guy who’s four feet tall, and black, and gay, I can so relate to your experience. One day bullies and douche canoes will learn that shaming others in an effort to make themselves look good—no matter how backhanded the attempt—only shows just how grossly immature and insecure they really are. Until then, may eloquent smack-downs like yours greet them at every turn. Bravo!