LMAO! Not that the subject matter is a laughing matter at all, everyone knows it isn’t; but given Barr’s well-documented, laughable (and in no means comic), and consistent history of racist comments, all I had to do was read the headline to know which road you were heading down.

(Of course, I went back and read your essay in its entirety after I composed myself from an epic fit of laughter. And you did not disappoint.)