Jack. Oh, Lordy. I try to avoid laying it on thick by not saying here’s my Tiffany & Co double cross pendant ... and y’all come up with “TACO”? And rabies tag? Lest there be any further confusion, behold —

Tiffany & Co double cross pendant, circa 2000. While worn from wear, the inscription reads “T & CO” not to be confused with TACO or T A CO.