Caleb, that headline gave me reason to gasp—and I did. I experienced a moment of Wait, Spacey obviously took assault claims and turned them into his own coming out party. This one’s a no-brainer. And Caleb seems like a bright guy. WTF goes on here?! In the midst of eyerolls and clicking on the story, I was already cracking my knuckles to let loose on the keyboard.

Thank you for the most masterful bait and switch in twenty-five words I’ve read in a long, long time.

Touché.