Allan, I’m sure others have said it and probably far more eloquently, but I’m going to join the chorus anyway … if anyone deserves one of those faux gold trumpettes, it’s you. But I think you need a special category, “Searing Truth in Uproarious Humor.” And if you don’t receive the nod which you so richly deserve, rest in the knowledge that you’ve got 13,000+ fans hanging on your every word.

Keep up the good work!